As I said in my previous post (no. not Pedro the otter you dumbass); I'm going to recollect to you a terrible terrible incident that happened in my life.
To be precise, yesterday.
ok.
If you don't already know, my hair is blonde. YES. Blonde. With streaks of brown in between, but generally, blonde.
in short, I look like a 100% pure blooded ah-beng now.
in fact, I look so much like an ah beng that this is what happened :
[Andrew innocently walks into the MRT at Orchard Road to go home]
[Andrew takes out a book to read : FYI, its on Trigonometry (don't ask me why I was reading my brother's rediculous book please)]
[Andrew realizes that there are quite alot of seats in the MRT to accomodate his weary butt so he gleefully sits down on one]
*ding dong* - "Summerset MRT Station"
[A really cute, innocent looking girl, with LOCKS on her hair, BIG round eyes and pouty lips sits next to me - she's most likely about 5 years old]
[She pesters her mum to sit next to her]
Girl (in a barely audible whisper) : "Mummy, that guy next to me is strange"
Mummy : "Don't say people like that! shush"
*pause*
Girl : "Mummy, gangster dont wear glasses right?"
Mummy : "shhh! or you go stand ah"
Girl : "Mummy, is that guy next to me a gangster?"
(by now, I already knew that she was referring to me. I was about to stand up and walk away in a huff when....)
Mummy : "no lah. not all gangster got golden hair one"
Girl : " but this guy is reading a book "
Mummy : " thats why lah "
Girl : " so he is a gangster? "
(At this moment, I couldn't help but smile weakly at that girl, and then her mum began apologizing profusely)
haha... it was a scene to behold.
*ding dong* - Dhoby Ghaut interchange (both hurridly walk out)
ok. so without doubt, I know that I look like a gangster.
But I'm still Andrew. so what on earth am I?
I am a civillised, highly educated and linguistically proficient gangster.
=)
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Monday, September 11, 2006
Quizzzzy
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
OMG. Another zit? SHIT. EMERGENCY!!... and your hair. YOUR HAIR!!
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Floor? Boar? Chore? (shucks. i think i'm only required to write one word).
4. Favorite planet?
PLUTO. Yes. PLUTO. I still insist that Pluto is a planet, not just a piece of space junk hovering round the sun.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Jawei
6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone?
I dont really have a favourite one, but there's a funny ringtone that spews vulgarity as much as Sarah does xD
7. What kinda shirt you have on?
Adidas T-Shirt?
8. Describe yourself in one phrase.
I am a civillised, highly educated and linguistically proficient gangster XD
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Nike? hmm.. actually no shoes in the house... but i got a new pair of Nike sports shoes! =D
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright, but not too bright... will reflect off my SPECTACLES.. grrr.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
pwar pianist. xD
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
lol. THe one with Dominic on it.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Trying to figure out why on earth my activation code does not work even though my windows XP is an original CD.
14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
"I am sending this because I believe you are an angel. There are more then twenty angels in the world. Ten are peacefully sleeping on clouds, nine are playing and one is reading this text at the moment."
haha. really sweet =)
15. Where is your letter box?
umm. www.hotmail.com.
haha.. its next to the lift. What a random question.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Erm.
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
some wierd sms-er.
" i know you don't like me and i am not your type de. but love you is love mah... maybe got one day you no more boyfriend liaw then like a ger how? "
$@%*@#&$)%* wtf lah. and the english sucks
and I dont even have her number on my handphone. geez. I DONT EVEN KNOW HER NAME!!
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My hamster. its sneezing. Have you seen a hamster sneeze?
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Panadol (got flu)
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Wth. who uses ROLLS of films still?
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
17! Got to know many people, and my favourite class =)
22. Your worst enemy?
umm... enemy? what enemy?
23. What is your current desktop picture?
I just formatted my computer less then 24 hrs ago, so the desktop is still the default fluffy white clouds with green hills.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
I'd take five days to do a cascading style sheet like that. (oops. sorry potential clients. i'm not a dreamweaver pro T_T)
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
FLY!! duh. FLY!
See the world's first flying human being! I'll earn millions! Who needs one million. chay.
26. Do you like someone?
Yah. How about love. LOVE? hmmm..
27. The last song you listened to?
Guy Seb - You're most probably listening to it now.
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
umm... The last person i spoke to was Nicholas. I wonder. haha... guess so. But most likely i'll stretch out my hand over that area so i wont die. The bullet pass through my hand would have lesser impact. Nicholas' fats will do the rest. haha.
29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
CHAI ZHILIN!!!! How can you give my number to a person WITHOUT asking me?????
lol. ok lah. if its a cool looking guy, go ahead. BUT A GIRL? wth?
30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
A three legged stool - dont ask why its 3 legged.
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haha. Took it from clara's blog. Haha.. was bored thats why.
Going to bathe now. will do another entry on a very irritating incident that happened today.
xD
OMG. Another zit? SHIT. EMERGENCY!!... and your hair. YOUR HAIR!!
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Floor? Boar? Chore? (shucks. i think i'm only required to write one word).
4. Favorite planet?
PLUTO. Yes. PLUTO. I still insist that Pluto is a planet, not just a piece of space junk hovering round the sun.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Jawei
6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone?
I dont really have a favourite one, but there's a funny ringtone that spews vulgarity as much as Sarah does xD
7. What kinda shirt you have on?
Adidas T-Shirt?
8. Describe yourself in one phrase.
I am a civillised, highly educated and linguistically proficient gangster XD
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Nike? hmm.. actually no shoes in the house... but i got a new pair of Nike sports shoes! =D
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright, but not too bright... will reflect off my SPECTACLES.. grrr.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
pwar pianist. xD
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
lol. THe one with Dominic on it.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Trying to figure out why on earth my activation code does not work even though my windows XP is an original CD.
14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
"I am sending this because I believe you are an angel. There are more then twenty angels in the world. Ten are peacefully sleeping on clouds, nine are playing and one is reading this text at the moment."
haha. really sweet =)
15. Where is your letter box?
umm. www.hotmail.com.
haha.. its next to the lift. What a random question.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Erm.
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
some wierd sms-er.
" i know you don't like me and i am not your type de. but love you is love mah... maybe got one day you no more boyfriend liaw then like a ger how? "
$@%*@#&$)%* wtf lah. and the english sucks
and I dont even have her number on my handphone. geez. I DONT EVEN KNOW HER NAME!!
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My hamster. its sneezing. Have you seen a hamster sneeze?
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Panadol (got flu)
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Wth. who uses ROLLS of films still?
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
17! Got to know many people, and my favourite class =)
22. Your worst enemy?
umm... enemy? what enemy?
23. What is your current desktop picture?
I just formatted my computer less then 24 hrs ago, so the desktop is still the default fluffy white clouds with green hills.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
I'd take five days to do a cascading style sheet like that. (oops. sorry potential clients. i'm not a dreamweaver pro T_T)
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
FLY!! duh. FLY!
See the world's first flying human being! I'll earn millions! Who needs one million. chay.
26. Do you like someone?
Yah. How about love. LOVE? hmmm..
27. The last song you listened to?
Guy Seb - You're most probably listening to it now.
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
umm... The last person i spoke to was Nicholas. I wonder. haha... guess so. But most likely i'll stretch out my hand over that area so i wont die. The bullet pass through my hand would have lesser impact. Nicholas' fats will do the rest. haha.
29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
CHAI ZHILIN!!!! How can you give my number to a person WITHOUT asking me?????
lol. ok lah. if its a cool looking guy, go ahead. BUT A GIRL? wth?
30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
A three legged stool - dont ask why its 3 legged.
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haha. Took it from clara's blog. Haha.. was bored thats why.
Going to bathe now. will do another entry on a very irritating incident that happened today.
xD
sequential fuss.
Ok. I've reformatted my computer, effectively making it 100x faster then it's predecessor's.
but can you believe I've reformatted my computer so many times that I cannot use the same serial number?
can somebody help me??
=P
sigh... will be really lonely, running errands for people everywhere from tomorrow and on tuesday...
arrgh.. I dunno whats gotten into me.... I keep thinking about dominic recently.
its driving me nuts...
2nd crush?
jeez. I think it must be the time of the year...
but i really want to go out with him though he's always working =X
...
Dominic is bisexual?...
yeah.. though I secretly wished that he would really be a full AJ...
"Imagine what it would be like after a heated argument in a relationship with a bisexual. The bisexual would be able to have a greater variety of choice to enjoy. The temptation will always be there for a bisexual - they have to make a choice, in which one side will regret sacrificing a different life. All you can do is love him, and hope that his heart is true."
- DJ Cavin Marker [Rainbow Nation 2005]
I guess I am worried.
=X
anywayz, my windows update is completed and I need to restart my com.... so adios for now!
glad you liked my hair... i was kinda scared you'd freak out or something...
you sang well =)
but can you believe I've reformatted my computer so many times that I cannot use the same serial number?
can somebody help me??
=P
sigh... will be really lonely, running errands for people everywhere from tomorrow and on tuesday...
arrgh.. I dunno whats gotten into me.... I keep thinking about dominic recently.
its driving me nuts...
2nd crush?
jeez. I think it must be the time of the year...
but i really want to go out with him though he's always working =X
...
Sexuality
According to my answers, it is likely that I identify as
Sequential bisexual.
Complete set of results
Sequential bisexual: 4
Homosexual: 3
Homosexual with some heterosexuality: 3
Past heterosexual, currently homosexual: 3
Heterosexual: 2
Heterosexual with some homosexuality: 2
Asexual: 1
Concurrent bisexual: 1
Past homosexual, currently heterosexual: 0
Dominic is bisexual?...
yeah.. though I secretly wished that he would really be a full AJ...
"Imagine what it would be like after a heated argument in a relationship with a bisexual. The bisexual would be able to have a greater variety of choice to enjoy. The temptation will always be there for a bisexual - they have to make a choice, in which one side will regret sacrificing a different life. All you can do is love him, and hope that his heart is true."
- DJ Cavin Marker [Rainbow Nation 2005]
I guess I am worried.
=X
anywayz, my windows update is completed and I need to restart my com.... so adios for now!
glad you liked my hair... i was kinda scared you'd freak out or something...
you sang well =)
Saturday, September 09, 2006
crisis inhabiter.
I went on a shopping spree recently and drained my entire bank account dry of money...
I'm officially doubly broke now =)
Bought :
2 pretty cool looking black watches, one for me and dominic
a jacket from S&K's new designs
a black sling bag from Zinc, larger than my previous bag which is completely ruined now
a bottle of dark tanning suntan oil from Banana Boat
a pair of sunglasses (on impulse - no frills! =D )
restocked my entire cabinet of dermatological products...
yup.
And now M1 is coming after me with a bill of $200.00 at my heels.
THAT I DID NOT KNOW.
ow ow ow ow ow...
I'm broke. and now, it looks like I'm going bankrupt.
=/
sigh. should have known emptying my bank wasnt the right course of action...
went to a KTV with the SP AJ peepz.... You just have to love the new "mamasan" (i.e. organizer of the outings)...
The tiara landed on the right head... lolz...
Really cool guy... Funny, laughable, plans everything without complaining... =)
didnt sing much though... Alvin was there with a his encyclopedia-knowledge of songs and smooth voice, and the dowager was there hogging the mike too... xP
Daniel and Bastian were also competing for the "Who Knows the MOST Chinese Songs" tiara =P
...
actually... I'm not really in the mood for blogging...
"Why love when love hurts?"
Love hurts... yeah... it does... alot.
I've experienced enough of heartbreaks and heartattacks...
But the thing is love IS all-encompassing... [a friend reminded me]
Be it looks, money, age, gender or religion... love is still love...
Love is the person who will endure punishments for things that others did
Love is the person who will stretch out his hand to hold you tightly when you fall to the ground, even though he would fall too
Love is the person who looks at your imperfection and sees only perfection
Love is the person who will hug you in the middle of the battlefield, biting the bullets and pushing you to the ground so that you can carry back his body.
Love is love... still unexplainable, still incomprehensible...
But one thing for sure is - Love is not blind...
Love is merely - selfless.
I love you Dominic... and even if the world would turn against you, I'd hold your hand and turn my back on the world...
Thats my love.
I'm officially doubly broke now =)
Bought :
2 pretty cool looking black watches, one for me and dominic
a jacket from S&K's new designs
a black sling bag from Zinc, larger than my previous bag which is completely ruined now
a bottle of dark tanning suntan oil from Banana Boat
a pair of sunglasses (on impulse - no frills! =D )
restocked my entire cabinet of dermatological products...
yup.
And now M1 is coming after me with a bill of $200.00 at my heels.
THAT I DID NOT KNOW.
ow ow ow ow ow...
I'm broke. and now, it looks like I'm going bankrupt.
=/
sigh. should have known emptying my bank wasnt the right course of action...
went to a KTV with the SP AJ peepz.... You just have to love the new "mamasan" (i.e. organizer of the outings)...
The tiara landed on the right head... lolz...
Really cool guy... Funny, laughable, plans everything without complaining... =)
didnt sing much though... Alvin was there with a his encyclopedia-knowledge of songs and smooth voice, and the dowager was there hogging the mike too... xP
Daniel and Bastian were also competing for the "Who Knows the MOST Chinese Songs" tiara =P
...
actually... I'm not really in the mood for blogging...
"Why love when love hurts?"
Love hurts... yeah... it does... alot.
I've experienced enough of heartbreaks and heartattacks...
But the thing is love IS all-encompassing... [a friend reminded me]
Be it looks, money, age, gender or religion... love is still love...
Love is the person who will endure punishments for things that others did
Love is the person who will stretch out his hand to hold you tightly when you fall to the ground, even though he would fall too
Love is the person who looks at your imperfection and sees only perfection
Love is the person who will hug you in the middle of the battlefield, biting the bullets and pushing you to the ground so that you can carry back his body.
Love is love... still unexplainable, still incomprehensible...
But one thing for sure is - Love is not blind...
Love is merely - selfless.
I love you Dominic... and even if the world would turn against you, I'd hold your hand and turn my back on the world...
Thats my love.
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Why Don't You Grow Up?
One of these days you'll explode and shout to all the kids,
"Why don't you just grow up and act your age!"
And they will...
Or, "You guys get outside and find something to do -- without hurting
each other And don't slam the door!"
And they don't.
You'll straighten their bedrooms until it's all neat and tidy, toys
displayed on the shelf, hangers in the closet, animals caged.
You'll yell, "Now I want it to stay this way!"
And it will...
You will prepare a perfect dinner with a salad that hasn't had all the
olives picked out and a cake with no finger traces in the icing and
you'll say, "Now this is a meal for company."
And you will eat it alone...
You'll yell, "I want complete privacy on the phone. No screaming, Do you
hear me?"
And no one will answer.
No more plastic tablecloths stained No more dandelion bouquets. No more
iron-on patches. No more wet, knotted shoelaces, muddy boots or rubber
bands for ponytails.
Imagine.... a lipstick with a point, no babysitters for New Years Eve,
washing clothes only once a week, no PTA meetings or silly school plays
where your child is a tree, no car pools, blaring stereos or forgotten
lunch money.
No more Christmas presents made of library paste and toothpicks, no wet
oatmeal kisses, no more tooth fairy, no more giggles in the dark,
scraped knees to kiss or sticky fingers to clean
Only a voice asking,
"Why don't you grow up?"
And the silence echoes: "I did"
Author Unknown
"Why don't you just grow up and act your age!"
And they will...
Or, "You guys get outside and find something to do -- without hurting
each other And don't slam the door!"
And they don't.
You'll straighten their bedrooms until it's all neat and tidy, toys
displayed on the shelf, hangers in the closet, animals caged.
You'll yell, "Now I want it to stay this way!"
And it will...
You will prepare a perfect dinner with a salad that hasn't had all the
olives picked out and a cake with no finger traces in the icing and
you'll say, "Now this is a meal for company."
And you will eat it alone...
You'll yell, "I want complete privacy on the phone. No screaming, Do you
hear me?"
And no one will answer.
No more plastic tablecloths stained No more dandelion bouquets. No more
iron-on patches. No more wet, knotted shoelaces, muddy boots or rubber
bands for ponytails.
Imagine.... a lipstick with a point, no babysitters for New Years Eve,
washing clothes only once a week, no PTA meetings or silly school plays
where your child is a tree, no car pools, blaring stereos or forgotten
lunch money.
No more Christmas presents made of library paste and toothpicks, no wet
oatmeal kisses, no more tooth fairy, no more giggles in the dark,
scraped knees to kiss or sticky fingers to clean
Only a voice asking,
"Why don't you grow up?"
And the silence echoes: "I did"
Author Unknown
Friday, September 01, 2006
Depressing Thoughts
Sometimes, an overwhelming wave of loneliness just rushs over you...
nothing is certain... Life is never certain...
something could be here one day and gone the other....
When you just feel something is wrong.
When you feel something is just not right...
Its been a long time since I just stared into blank space and cried...
I just know somethign is wrong...
but I don't know what is wrong!
I love him... just him... alone, nobody else comes even close...
I don't want him to leave me...
Why do I feel so vacant in his heart?
I just want to hold him tight and never let go, look into his eyes and tell him that I'll be there no matter what...
Its not a preference of what he does, how he looks or how he acts.... I just love him because he is him.
I'm getting paranoid...
I can't believe I'm getting paranoid over my relationship... I swore I would never ever become paranoid over this kinda stuff..
he's depressed too...
and I dunno why...
I dont care who is the active, who is the passive, who is even the top or bottom in the relationship.
I can be anything, as long as I know that you truly love me the same.
I love you beyond whatever you can imagine...
I have never loved anybody so much in my life before....
but, when the time comes, please make it swift.... I'd rather kill my heart faster then slowly let it die...
*cries*
arrgh.... I just wrote something so mushy I think I can die just reading it.
If someone wrote that about me I'd freak out too...
sorry dominic...
umm... dont take it too seriously ya... Its just a mood swing thing....
nothing is certain... Life is never certain...
something could be here one day and gone the other....
When you just feel something is wrong.
When you feel something is just not right...
Its been a long time since I just stared into blank space and cried...
I just know somethign is wrong...
but I don't know what is wrong!
I love him... just him... alone, nobody else comes even close...
I don't want him to leave me...
Why do I feel so vacant in his heart?
I just want to hold him tight and never let go, look into his eyes and tell him that I'll be there no matter what...
Its not a preference of what he does, how he looks or how he acts.... I just love him because he is him.
I'm getting paranoid...
I can't believe I'm getting paranoid over my relationship... I swore I would never ever become paranoid over this kinda stuff..
he's depressed too...
and I dunno why...
I dont care who is the active, who is the passive, who is even the top or bottom in the relationship.
I can be anything, as long as I know that you truly love me the same.
I love you beyond whatever you can imagine...
I have never loved anybody so much in my life before....
but, when the time comes, please make it swift.... I'd rather kill my heart faster then slowly let it die...
*cries*
arrgh.... I just wrote something so mushy I think I can die just reading it.
If someone wrote that about me I'd freak out too...
sorry dominic...
umm... dont take it too seriously ya... Its just a mood swing thing....
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